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Oh my fucking shit fuck... this is awesome

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  • The bermuda triangle of productivity

    • 24 Jan 2011
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  • Funny short letters - take two.... aaaaaaannnnnnd Action!

    • 21 Jan 2011
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    <via email>

     

    Dear Twilight fans,

    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

    Enjoy fantasizing about that.

    Sincerely, Logic

     

     

    Dear America,

    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

    Sincerely, Canada

     

    Dear Boyfriend,

    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

    Sincerely, Spiders

     

    Dear Voldemort,

    So they screwed up your nose too?

    Sincerely, Michael Jackson

     

    Dear girls who have been dumped,

    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

    Sincerely, BP

     

    Dear Mary,

    Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.

    Sincerely, Joseph

     

    Dear 2010,

    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

    Sincerely, 1985

     

    Dear Justin Bieber,

    Ariel would really love her voice back.

    Sincerely, King Triton

     

    Dear Rose,

    There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

    Sincerely, Jack

     

    Dear Windshield Wipers,

    Can't touch this.

    Sincerely, That Little Triangle

     

    Dear Taylor Swift,

    If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

    Sincerely, Shakespeare

     

    Dear Soccer Fans,

    B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

     Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!

    Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

     

    Dear Rubik's Cube,

    Done!

    Sincerely, Colorblind

     

    Dear Santa,

    Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

     

    Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,

    I. Can't. Breathe.

    Sincerely, Your Balls

     

    Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

    I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

    Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

     

    Dear Sleeping Beauty,

    I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.

    All you had to do was wake up.

    Sincerely, Mulan

     

    Dear Romeo,

    My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

    Sincerely, Juliet

     

    Dear Fox News,

    So far, no news about foxes.

    Sincerely, Unimpressed

     

    Dear Sex Educators,

    Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.

    Sincerely, The Virgin Mary

     

    Dear Toaster,

    Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

    Sincerely, Toast

     

    Dear Edward,

    I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.

    Sincerely, a stake

     

     

    Dear Prince Charming,

    You've got some explaining to do!

    Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

     

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  • Things that bother me about Twitter for Mac

    • 6 Jan 2011
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    So like everyone else I installed the Mac Appstore earlier. The only app that I could be bothered to download was the free Twitter app (aka Tweetie 3).

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    I'm genuinely surprised that people like it so much, here are a the main things that bothered me about it:

    - Favourites (starred items) are a pain to find. I use these as my bookmarks so need quick access. I'd far rather have this than "lists" in my sidebar. Let the user decide.
    - No scheduled tweets.
    - No choice of URL shortener
    - You can't shorten your URLs while you are writting your tweet - so you have no way of knowing how many letters you have left - check that, the character count reflected is for the shortened URL (thanks Si).
    - However this does mean that you can't opt not to shorten a link. I use this fairly often when posting top-level URLs e.g. "Wow, http://bit.ly/bundles/ rock!"
    - Does not sync with other official Twitter clients i.e. iPhone.
    - Marks your outgoing DMs as new messages (WTF?!)
    - No "new tweet" button. If I'm in trackpad mode, don't force me to use my keyboard.
    - I can't opt to use the RT: syntax for quoted tweets.
    - I also can't see "my tweets, retweeted" as I can on the web. It's twitter's app, it should have their standard services.
    - No "auto-complete" of usernames
    - No Instapaper support

    For now, that means it's Hootsuite for me...!
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